Make Happy🎭

hotwinger:

Medical advice: Don’t die

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fuglyselfie:

“how would your friends describe you?”

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prasejeebus:

Him: You ready? ;)

Me: Yeah :)

Him: *sticks the tip in*

Me:

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ughhnoo:

thecommonchick:

I can’t wait until im 35 driving my kids around and then one of my old trap songs comes on and I rap the whole thing and leave em speechless

@spastic-fatchick @meggfosho

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ughhnoo:

klartie:

“we’re having mcdonalds for dinner”

“i made cookies”

“i did your laundry for you" 

“we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours" 

@meggfosho @spastic-fatchick

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ughhnoo:

panic-at-the-isco:

We are all employed and happy with our lives

@spastic-fatchick @meggfosho

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spastic-fatchick:

flawlessxqueen:

gatekeeperjeff:

naturalbellaa:

quietlyexhale:

theafrocentrics:

blackfemalepresident:

jheneaigoo:

is anything better than five guys?

you can handle five guys?? my limit is only three guys right now cause my holes get sore soooo quickly. i couldnt imagine having five guys at once omg

Nigga…

OMG

this post definitely took a wrong turn somewhere

😂

@meggfosho

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